Sunday, February 5, 2012

it's a joke! take a smile for a while.. :)

DON'T CRYING
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: 
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar : Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


GOLF
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad that once I'd hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try".
"That's no good" sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help".
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!"
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I can't remember"-- 

NEXT ITS YOUR TURN!!
A Sardar decided to kill his unfaithful wife and himself. He put the gun on his own forehead and told his wife while pulling the trigger,
"Don't feel so glad about this, next its your turn!!!



Friday, February 3, 2012

Ohh..kisah cinta..^_^ PART 1




assalamualaikum..

ak punya tajuk post kali nie mcm ak nie da jatuh cinta jerr kn..padahal tak pon..bercinta pon ak tak penah..-.-''
bukanya tak teringin nk bercinta..tp takot  mak bapak ak tak bg ak brcinta time blaja....takot nnt kang plajaran ntah ke mana, brcinta ntah ke mna..haa!

tp kan..:D
ak ade la juga perasaan suka kt org..hehehe..gatai!
tp ak x suka kalo org suka kt aku..I mean, nk brcinta ngan aku..ak pon x tao knape..geli laah pulak!

so, ak ade 1 cerita..bukn cerita cinta..sbb ak tak brcinta pon dlm cerita nie..tp cerita nie pasal cinta pndangan prtama kot..hak hak..
pernah ada sorg mamat nie..time tu ak budak baru kt skola tuu..pindah skola kn..time tu ak ngan kwn2 nk gi amek buku teks kt bilik SPBT..mamat nie ketua spbt kt situ..so, die y uruskn hal pinjam meminjam buku kt situ..cikgu pon ade gak la kt situ...so, time ak nk masuk blik spbt tu....ak mmg tak prasan lngsung mamat tuu..tp mamat tu prasan aku..haha! yela..masa tu kelam kabut cari buku..sbb time tu loceng da brbunyi utk balik skola..okeh2..berbalik pd cerita..ape y aku tahu, ak prasan mamat tu prasan aku..haish!!!ape ayat ak ni??brbelit! paham tak?? mksudnya, ak prsan si F nie asyik pndang aku jerr sjak ak msuk blik tuu....smpaikn.. masa ak nk balik, die smpat suruh kwn aku nie smpaikn salam die kt aku...ececehh..:P

sejak dr tuu..ak slalu trserempak die kt dlm skola..da 1 skola kn..dan FYI, kelas ak ngan die cuma selang 1 kelas je ngan die...ak kelas 4 sains 2 n die kelas 5 sains 2..muka hensem! bole tahan macho la..tp kn..die nie pendek!! jahatnyer aku..tak bek kutuk org..mcm la awak tu tinggi sgt.. haish..tu jer masalahnyer..hehe.. sory bro!

dan sejak dr tu jugak la..die tak putus asa kirim salam kt aku..smpaikn die suruh cikgu kimia aku (merangkap cikgu kimia die jugak) menyampaikn salam die kt aku..mmg trkejut beruk la aku dibuatnya!! mana taknyer..tetiba time kt dlm kelas cikgu tu dtg kt aku then, bgtao :
cikgu : ade abg kamu kirim salam kt kamu..
aku : hah????? blur skejap saya tak de abg y blaja kt sini cikgu..sape name die??
cikgu : F******
terkedu aku..naseb baek cikgu tu spoting..da la cikgu laki..buat malu jerr..

utk kali nie ak cite takat nie dulu..nnt ak smbung balik dlm PART 2..
sbb citernye agak pnjang..den da ponat nk mnaip..
hehe..bubye!!! :D